Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...