The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...