Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....