Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...