A thin mouse!
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Offer legal advice
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Whats a Australian Kiss..
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Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
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A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
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How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...