What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...