Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...