Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Amazing Anagrams
|Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...