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Gates gets punishment
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The Pharmacy
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The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
Dog jokes 01
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Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
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Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
If PCs Were Toasters…
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If Operating Systems Were Beers
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