Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...