What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...