99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...