Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...