Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...