Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...