Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!