Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...