30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...