A Short Time to Live
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Your Momma’s So Fat..
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The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
What do you call a boomerang…
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The beloved old man.
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Congress Reduces Solar System
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Nice, but rough
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Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
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