At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...