Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Nudist jokes!
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...