Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...