Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...