Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Identify the problem
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A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Twas the night before crisis
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