What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!