Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN
|SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!