How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
come to the webbing
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Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
50 Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...