This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
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It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Food laughs & humor
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Bragging about old times
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Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Insurance Claim Statements
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The football-playing turkey
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My Rules
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Democrats V. Republicans
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