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Mouse code!
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Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Macintosh Computers
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Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
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The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Snowboarding lesson
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