Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...