Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.