An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!