Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
Our next targets
Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...