An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...