You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!