How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up