What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Company buzz words
|New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90′s Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!