Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...