What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...