To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...