Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.