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A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
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Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
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Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
10 Way to know if you have PMS
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Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...