Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.