Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...