Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...