The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.