Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...