Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...