The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
|The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...