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“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...