Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...